Thursday, July 7, 2011

Reasons why I believe in Sex more than God.

*Sex doesn't make you choose.
*Sex is a great stress reducer.
*I see God when I have an orgasm, not the other way around.
*You don't need faith to enjoy sex.
*I have yet to meet anyone who screams 'SEX SEX SEX' while praying.
*I have yet to see one war fought over what type of sex is better.
*Sex doesn't care if you are gay, straight, trans, rainbow or skittle flavored.

So there you go.

2 comments:

  1. You forgot, God came up with the idea of sex. Might want to thank the inventor if you like the invention.

    -Steve

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  2. Or remember that God is an explanatory device evident in uneducated or indoctrinated masses or evident in civilizations early in development.

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