Thursday, July 7, 2011

Reasons why I believe in Sex more than God.

*Sex doesn't make you choose.
*Sex is a great stress reducer.
*I see God when I have an orgasm, not the other way around.
*You don't need faith to enjoy sex.
*I have yet to meet anyone who screams 'SEX SEX SEX' while praying.
*I have yet to see one war fought over what type of sex is better.
*Sex doesn't care if you are gay, straight, trans, rainbow or skittle flavored.

So there you go.


  1. You forgot, God came up with the idea of sex. Might want to thank the inventor if you like the invention.


  2. Or remember that God is an explanatory device evident in uneducated or indoctrinated masses or evident in civilizations early in development.